BRO CODE Rule 1 :
Always assist your brother in wooing his crush
I had always thought of making her feel special on her day. But , being the moron I forgot her birthday. When I entered the class and later came to know about the birthday, I was heartbroken.
Suddenly , my friend got up and announced :
Friend : Ayush has bought a special gift for her !!
Me : (trembling ) Bro wtf .
Friend (winks ) Take it out of your bag and give it to her . Cmon.
I opened my bag and found a bouquet along with a Happy b’day card and Chocolate nicely wrapped . Took out the gift , and admist the hootings gave it to her.
My friend had bought the gifts a day before and when he came to know I had forgot to bring the surprise , he slided his gifts in my bag .
BRO CODE Rule 2 :
Have your bro’s back, No matter what
I was standing in the line , waiting to order my French Fries. Just as my turn came , a well built guy pushed me aside and came in front.
Me : Watch out !!
Guy : What ? See your size first.
Me : That is no reason , to break the line , I guess ?
Guy : Don’t you mess with me.
Friend (from behind ) : What are you so pumped up about , moron?
Guy : Take these suckers.
Though he beat us black and blue , but we too did quite a good damage with our punches and kicks.
BRO CODE Rule 3 :
Don’t let a bro text his ex
Friend : Bro , I’m missing her !!
Me : That’s the 3rd time you’re saying this Today.
Friend : But why did she dump me ?
Me : There’s no sense in crying over those reasons brother
Friend (takes out phone ) : I’m texting her back.
Me : Nope you’re not.
Friend : Try stopping me
Me : I took out the SIM card
BRO CODE Rule 4 :
Never insult bro , in front of a girl.
I , my friend and a girl from class were sitting on the canteen table eating burgers.
A friend came from the front , and spoke without seeing the girl.
Friend 1 :
(pointing towards the friend sitting with me )
Oye bc !! Panja ladana tha na tune ?
( You promised for a hand wrestling match )
Friend 2 : Err… ugh
I instantly took over the control , by doing a sign language signal about the girl sitting next to us.
Friend 1 (realizing his mistake ) : Wo jo tu jeet gya tha bhai .
Friend 2 : ^_^
Me : phew
BRO CODE Rule 5 :
Bro’s sister is your sister
Just a few days back , on the occasion of Rakhi I went to my friend’s home. I knew he had no sister , so we had planned of going for a movie instead.
When I entered his house , he was standing in traditional Indian attire . I was taken aback.
Me : Abe bc , ye kya pehan rkha hai ?
(What are you wearing ? )
Friend : Wo rakhi hai na
(It’s rakhi festival today )
Me : Han to teri behen to hai hi nahi ?
(But you don’t have any sister )
Friend : Cousin aai hui hai.
(My cousin Sister is here )
He called his cousin sister , and when I saw her the instant first reaction was
Omg , she’s cute !!
But then , I respect the Bro Code.
Me : (somehow controlling myself)
Ek rakhi mujhe bhi bandh do (^o^)
(Tie a Rakhi in my wrist too )
To all fellow bros out there :
Are bhai bhai bhai <3
(My bros ) Hell Rocstar is here!